Monday, April 27, 2015

Slow Cooker Vegetarian Baked Beans

Simple and easy...  Grilled Cheese on pumpernickel featuring both pepper jack and Munster cheese, plus diced scallions and a pinch of Tony's Creole seasoning plus a cider vinegar dressed arugula/baby kale/avocado salad.  But what stole the show was the homemade baked beans I did in the slow cooker.  After looking around the internet for recipes I wasn't happy.  Most only offered bottled BBQ sauce as seasoning.  I am avoiding stuff like that because of the high fructose corn syrup and other crazy chemicals.  You can substitute another brand of natural ketchup, I have switched myself, but when I first came up with this recipe the Hunts was the only "all natural" brand that was carried by the chain grocery store that I can walk to.

Slow Cooker Vegetarian Baked Beans

2 cans pinto beans, rinsed (or 2/3 cup dried pinto beans, soaked overnight)
1 medium onion, diced
1 rib celery, diced
1 TBSP tomato paste
1/2 tsp red pepper flakes (I like Penzy's Aleppo Flakes)
6 cumin seeds
pinch of cayenne pepper
2 cloves garlic, minced
1/4 cup katsup (I like the Hunts "All Natural", no corn syrup or preservatives)
3 TBSP molasses*
3 TBSP cup packed brown sugar
1 TBSP raw honey
1 tsp ground mustard
1 red bell pepper, diced
1 1/2 tsp sriracha
dash of liquid smoke (optional... it adds a little "bacony-ness")
Veg stock

  1. If using canned beans: rinse beans until the water runs clean.
  2. Heat 1 TBSP vegetable oil over medium high heat. Add the onion and celery and saute about 7 minutes.  While onions cook add beans to slow cooker. Add tomato paste and stir it in and cook about 2 minutes.  Add pepper flakes, cumin seeds and cayenne.  Bloom for about 30 seconds, add garlic and cook another 30 seconds.
  3. Add onion/celery mixture to the beans in the slow cooker.  Add the rest of the ingredients, except the stock, and stir to combine.  Add just enough stock to moisten the mixture; it should not be watery AT ALL.  If you are using dried beans instead of canned I find that a little extra stock is needed.
  4. If using canned beans: Set slow cooker to LOW and cook for about 5 hours. 
    If using dried beans: Set slow cooker to HIGH and cook for about 5 hours.

Makes about 4 or 5 side servings.

*optional

Friday, April 17, 2015

BOOKING IS SERIOUS BUSINE$$

Recently someone asked me how I am able to book enough gigs to be a truly full-time musician.  Have a half dozen piano students doesn't hurt the bank account, but that income is only about one third of my (always fluctuating) monthly income.  This got me thinking and I realized that I have developed an actual business method and mentality.  At this point it is only a skeleton, but the potential to expand and evolve this concept is high and I will eventually write a longer volume to explain it in full.

First of all, most full-time musicians do not work normal nine-to-five hours.  This breeds an almost reverse lifestyle that is comparable to people in the service industry.  The difference is: most servers and bartenders know they will be working at the same business tomorrow/next week/next month and are able to be "off" when not at work.  (None of us are truly OFF when not working.  I want to be clear: I'm not saying that.)  A few lucky musicians have secured three nights a week at a restaurant/venue but for the rest of us: this does not work for us, so let's start with...

OFFICE HOURS

In November of 2011 I started "office hours".  I began with two days a week, 10am until 3pm I forced myself to do "paper work".  I eventually added a third and have enough work to keep it up, although some weeks it is shortened.  A lot of items fall onto the "office to-do" list.  I forced these desk work days on myself so I had to think outside the box and find something more than Netflix and Minesweeper.

After six months I found a rhythm that can be explained as "ONE, SIX, TWENTY-FOUR".

ONE
One week.  Seven Days. 

The immediate future.  What are my gigs?  I need to remember to eat! 


It's Tuesday morning (my Office Hours are on Tuesday, and Wednesday).  It's 10:00am. I open my calendar for the first time this week and see:

Thurs.  Duo with sax at retirement home / 7pm
Fri.  Solo piano at the Tavern / 6pm
Sat.  Duo with bassist / wedding reception cocktail / 2pm
Sat.  High Rollers at the Green Dragon / 9pm
Sun.  Jazz brunch with bassist and sax / 11:30am-3pm.
Mon.  Piano students at 11am, 1pm, 3:45pm, 4:30pm, 5:30pm

The first thing I do I send an e-mail, or phone call if e-mail is not an option - I like e-mail because then you have a hard copy if you were given a bad address, phone number, or even paid incorrectly.  In this email I list every detail known to the gig.  (Details explained in the SIX section.)  Make sure you either bring a printed copy of this email or have it easily accessible on a phone or tablet device at your gig.

Next I confirm everything with any musicians involved with gigs that week.  If it's my gig I e-mail/call each musician I hired.  If I am a sideman I confirm the details with who hired me.  Also confirm what you paying/getting paid so the end of the night is smooth.  Sometimes I hand out check when the musicians are setting up.  I date the check a few days later to ensure that the check I am given has cleared.  It's your call.
Always look at how your schedule affects your family and your body.  If my wife is working late I note that I need to feed the cats before I leave the house at 6pm.  If you have kids: look at the baby-sitting arrangements, if you haven't already.  If I have two or more gigs in the same day I need to make the proper arrangements to eat lunch and/or dinner.  Always remember to eat.  Performing is a very physical activity and alcohol is usually poured liberally if you are "in the band".  The combination of all that plus skipping a meal (or two) can be dangerous.

SIX
Six weeks.  A month-and-a-half.  Forty-five days.

I should already have about 70% of my gigs already booked at this point. 

The higher paying and/or high profile gigs (weddings, parties, corporate, festivals, etc) are booked months in advance and these gigs usually have the most to deal with.  Look at everything you need for the gig.  This includes: band members, sound system, monitors, special equipment/rentals, special requested material from the client, is there a back line (this is when something is provided for you, ie: drum set, piano, PA system, etc), does the band need charts, do horn parts need writing/altering, are the songs in the right key for the singer, does it make sense to car-pool, do you need to provide a sound-man (something I suggest for weddings or any gig is larger rooms), is the gig/travel time long enough that the leader should provide food for band, what are parking arrangements, lodging, tolls, load-in time, sound check, load-out time (if out of state: can you leave equipment in club until next morning, ensuring more sleep/rest/down time?), sharing equipment with another band on the bill.  And the most important: Do I need to obtain and special permit for my performance.  Many places require submission up to four weeks ahead of time.  Remember to confirm what you are getting paid.

Graphics
This is an important subcategory of  SIX.  If you are not graphically savvy… learn something or email me (info@plebo.org).  You will want to have posters made for any shows that need them. Take all these things and create a document on your computer.  One for each gig.  Put them in folders by year and sort them with an extensive naming system beginning with the date.  For example a wedding on June 23, 2013 would be found in 2013 labeled: 06232013.doc.  Sometimes I will add the word WEDDING after the number, or a band name if it's a specific group.  Something to make at-a-glace searching easy to do.


TWENTY-FOUR
Twenty-four weeks.  Six months.
It's January and my June calendar is empty, save for that one wedding I have known about since October.  I need to find work!

Talk to any place you already play, or have played recently.  Ask them if they have looked at their June calendar.  Even if their answer is NO they can respond with, "Actually, while I have you on the phone: I had a cancellation for the second Saturday next month.  Is your band free?" Once you get a feel for the places you already know about It's time to find possible new venues.  Search the calendars of similar bands/musicians.  Also look at the calendars of the venues you already gig at.  Look at the other bands that play there and find their websites.  Does a similar act play at a place you've never heard of?  I spend hours every month trolling these other sites. 

Remember this: you will only hear back from one third of places you send press kits/inquiries to.  Of the ones that respond only one third will express interest and only half of those end up in gigs. 


In other words: If I reach out to 30 places regarding potential gigs only 10 will respond.  Of that, 6 or 7 will decline or "keep you on file for the future" (which some actually do and will surprise you one day with a call).  You will get three responses saying "We love you", "You would fit perfectly here".  You will reply and only hear back with dates from one of those three.  Remind the other two interested venues a few weeks later with a "Just following up" email.

Don't get frustrated.  The booking process is the hardest part of being a working musician (besides the obligatory "band drama").  This is also the part when you get the chance to look the most professional.  Once you establish yourself at a level of professionalism that is above and beyond other musicians you will get more calls.  You will be able to charge more.  You will be able to pay your band more.  You will be able to get a professional recording/demo instead of the one you made at home using Garage Band.  In short: you will be an actual step closer to being a successful independent musician.

Always remember to share what you know with other musicians.  I have gotten some great gigs with the help of someone else, a little more well known, sending an email introducing me to the booking agent of a venue.  One time I played a gig and I could tell I wasn't the right fit for.  I suggested a friend of mine and he was immediately at home.  Was I upset I aided in loosing my own gig?  Hell no!  Another restaurant is more likely to add live music if they experience it working somewhere else.  In the long-term: His success can only help me!

Monday, November 24, 2014

paranoia girl never dreamed before

she never looks out the window
(someone might see)
she never saw the sun go up
and down (and across)
never hearing spring
never smelling autumn
paranoia girl never dreamed before

she never leapt
she never flew
she just slept and 
she never knew
what life could look like inside-out
paranoia girl never dreamed before

because it might hurt
because she may cry

everyone else has eyes that she
knows are pressed against (peering in)
the only window in
the only room she ever sits in
paranoia girl never dreamed before

she never felt interpretation
opinions rot unheard
unused (and
immature)
paranoia girl never dreamed before

her rainbows have to be real
or they don't exist

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

belongs to her

let me drink to see double
so the moon becomes her eyes
eyes that love me
eyes that judge me
they belong to her.

let all beautiful colors mix
to shine like the tone of her skin
skin soft and pleasing
skin hot and teasing
it belongs her to her.

let light shine complete and unfiltered
so it radiates like her soul
a soul I admire
a soul I aspire

to charm with the light from my own.

Thursday, October 10, 2013

fart piano

Tonight I was approached by some people who knew who I was, having me at a disadvantage.  After introductions they explain that they are glad they ran into me, having purchased Viper Mad on a friend's suggestion and really enjoy some of the playing on the album from the entire band.  They had listened enough to have a favorite sax part, bass part and piano part.  They also commented on the drums on the last track - something that Chuck and I discussed recently while both in a state of mind that didn't allow for effective communication...

ANYWAY

These two nice people were recently trying to find my schedule online and catch the band live.  They told me they used the BING search engine and typed in "REV CHRIS PIANO".  They then (without realizing it) clicked the filter so the results only contained YOUTUBE clips.

This was among the top results...



Here is a link to the commercial.

That pretty much sums up what I do to pay my rent I think.  Thank you, BING, for continuing to be better than GOOGLE.

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Back that Belt Up

Yesterday morning I intended to put a belt on.  Intended is an interesting word choice.  I was going to say that I attempted to put on said belt, but after it was all over: wearing the belt was never truly attempted, just intended.
As I looped the belt into the first loop (on the left side of my waist) I used my left hand to grab my business card case off my dresser.  Since the left hand was busy I crossed my right hand over to my left side to put the belt into the second loop. 

Then something happened.

I am not sure what, but I instantly felt pins, needles and intense pain at the base of my spine. 
I haven't been very mobile since.  The best part is: our house is out of any sort of pain killer AND our heating pad suddenly decided it wouldn't turn on.  I have resorted to using masking tape and attaching STAY WARM packets to my lower back.  I have the masking tape circling my body three times to keep those suckers in place.

Needless to say I have spent this morning online searching for and ordering the finest sets of suspenders this side of the giant sequoias in Southern California in preemptive strike against a repeat of this situation.

Yours til the milkman goes on strike,

Rev C

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

open letter


It amazes me the extent to which people of my age go to purposely surround themselves with other people who agree with them one hundred percent of the time.

I would hate this kind of existence.  By definition it would involve solely on going thru motions and nothing more. Experimentation would be impossible: it could encourage evolution.  In conclusion: change is bad because we all already agree with each other, right?

I learned years ago that intelligent people who don't always see eye to eye are the best company.  In college one such friend, in particular, really affected me. Not a month, maybe not even a week goes by that I don't smile at those days in New Orleans...  We both loved music.  We both loved the same blues and classic rock, but we bonded over the country and folk music he showed me, and the jazz I showed  him.  We took each other to concerts with whoever we were dating at the time.  One would buy tickets the other would buy the beer.  I saw Jerry Jeff Walker, he saw Astral Project... I saw Robert Earl, he saw Earl King...  When things got rough we had each others back: We drove the other one home when someone was too drunk to drive (usually him).  We let the other one crash in the living room when someone was too high to sleep (usually me).

We still speak occasionally.  Bi-annually our words amount to a fraction of what they were a dozen years ago.  They are typed instead of yelled over vinyl we were convincing ourselves is in better condition than it actually was.

He is the finest man I have ever met, the truest friend I have ever had and I regret the years we spent out of touch... 

... you bastard.